By Dolores J. Wilson
Bertie Byrd is exclusive. to assert the least.
She calls candy Meadow, Georgia, domestic, the place she works for her father doing car upkeep. She additionally drives the tow-truck, even supposing candy Meadow's fairly colourful denizens are inclined to deal with Bertie extra just like the neighborhood, unfastened taxi carrier. you recognize, an individual has to get to a doctor's appointment or decide whatever up on the dry cleaners.
Bertie's favourite day of the week is Friday, while she leaves the wrecker together with her father for the full weekend and joins her buddies on the Dew Drop resort for an evening of dancing. Her ally, Mary Lou, occasionally fixes her up with doubtful dates, even though Bertie has to remind her pal to not tease her hair too excessive for these events. just like the time once they went to Carrie Sue's open residence, and a ceramic cow with angel wings putting from a ceiling fan locked its hooves into Bertie's great hair and refused to allow move. She needed to put on all of it evening, dangling chain and all.
Bertie's approximately ideal existence is set to take a downhill flip, notwithstanding. It starts off whilst her landlord, Pete, presently a resident in a close-by nursing domestic, begins exhibiting up at her condominium. In his birthday swimsuit. a truly badly wrinkled birthday swimsuit. after which she is going to her mailbox, a rubber huge mouth bass, and reveals a discover from the zoning fee announcing she will be able to no longer park the wrecker in her driveway. the awareness is signed through George Bigham. but if she is going to the courthouse to maintain her little challenge, it's only to find George Bigham is deceased. And Mary Lou's being pregnant try out simply got here up optimistic. Can it get any worse?
In a word... convinced.
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By this time, the person outside, evidently an impatient cuss, pounded harder against the heavy oak door. “I’m coming,” I yelled. Forcing my feet into my Marvin the Martian slippers, I hurried to the door, which was now vibrating from the beating it was getting. I peeked out the window, then opened the door. Mary Lou’s face and the rest of her were a disheveled mess. ” I looked beyond her to a car backing out of my driveway. “Is that Rex the Wonder . . ” Mary Lou raced to the sofa, threw her purse down so hard it bounced onto the floor.
Looking at my bar tab, two beers and four gin and tonics, I decided not to say anything to Mary Lou about being stuck for her cousin’s drinks. Just to have him gone, it would have been worth it at twice the price. Mary Lou and I left the Inn, then drove to the new barbeque place over in Shafer. An old McDonald’s restaurant had been renovated to house the new establishment. A smoke shed had been attached to the back of the building. The golden-arches were wrapped with tin to represent the hind end of a bovine.
March’s cyclopic eye. I grabbed her wrist and pulled it back to her lap, then shook my head at her like a mother would a child. I closed my eyes again. This time I prayed in earnest that light- 41 Dolores J. Wilson ning would not zap either of us. Or worse yet, that there wouldn’t be a pop quiz on Reverend Miller’s sermon since I hadn’t heard a word of it. When we were dismissed, Mary Lou and I made a mad dash to her car. Once we’d started toward the Huddle House for lunch, she glanced at me with tears in her eyes.